THE BEDFORD BEE PRESENTS
THE BEDFORD
BEE TRAIL
BEE TRAIL
BEDFORD RATINGS BOARD
D
RATED D
DEPLORABLE ROADS
DISCRETIONARY CONSULTANTS
DEVELOPMENT APLENTY
DISCRETIONARY CONSULTANTS
DEVELOPMENT APLENTY
Where do you wish to
begin your journey from today?
begin your journey from today?
Choose wisely
How will you be traveling
the Bedford Bee Trail?
the Bedford Bee Trail?
Choose wisely
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The Bedford Town Board
Doesn't Recognize
Your Existence.
Doesn't Recognize
Your Existence.
From the Bedford Village
Historic District it will be
a bumpy ride to Katonah.
You must travel 4.2 miles of
the worst roads in
Westchester County.
Your EV battery is full.
Your sanity is intact.
Your suspension is naive.
Historic District it will be
a bumpy ride to Katonah.
You must travel 4.2 miles of
the worst roads in
Westchester County.
Your EV battery is full.
Your sanity is intact.
Your suspension is naive.
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BEDFORD VILLAGE → KATONAH
~4.2 miles of character~
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SANITY
100%
POL.CAP
100%
CAR HLTH
100%
Bedford Village
Katonah 🏁
🚗
Mile 0 of 4.2
ON THE ROAD
── MILESTONE 1 ──
___________ ___________
| PARKING | | PARKING |
| FULL | | FULL |
|___________| |___________|
🐴 🚗
(horse) (taken)
You arrive in Bedford Village.
There are 4 parking spots.
All occupied. One is a horse.
What do you do?
There are 4 parking spots.
All occupied. One is a horse.
What do you do?
── MILESTONE 2 ──
📱
┌─────────────┐
│ CALLING... │
│ ░░░░░░░░░ │
│ SIGNAL: ▁ │
│ (lol) │
└─────────────┘
NO SERVICE
Your phone rings on Route 22.
You have no signal.
You never have signal here.
The town board has a consultant
studying this. Year 3 of the study.
What do you do?
You have no signal.
You never have signal here.
The town board has a consultant
studying this. Year 3 of the study.
What do you do?
💀
___________________________
| |
| YOUR EV HAS PERISHED |
| ON BEDFORD ROADS |
|___________________________|
| |
| The Town Board has |
| commissioned a $67,000 |
| study in its memory. |
| |
| The study will recommend |
| a second study. |
|___________________________|
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YOU MADE IT!
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your suspension has health remaining.
Feel free to charge up your EV with any one of the 47 completely empty EV chargers located throughout town.
Take a picture — this quaint little hamlet won't look like this much longer once the Bedford Town Board overdevelops it.
Your suspension has health remaining.
Feel free to charge up your EV with any one of the 47 completely empty EV chargers located throughout town.
Take a picture — this quaint little hamlet won't look like this much longer once the Bedford Town Board overdevelops it.
🐝 The Bedford Bee